A Magician and a Parrot

Once upon a time on a cruise ship, a magician was giving a show. The magician had a parrot on his shoulder. Whenever the magician did a trick, the parrot would give it away.

One time the magician had a knife. He spun it around and it disappeared! But then the parrot said,
"It's in his pocket, it's in his pocket."

The crowd booed him because the parrot gave his secret away.

The next trick he did, he waved a wand around and it vanished. Again, the parrot said,
" It's up his sleeve! It's up his sleeve!"

The magician got mad because he couldn't keep any of his secrets. The parrot kept giving them away.

One day the ship sank. The magician and the parrot managed to make it to an island where they can stayed for about 3 months when the parrot, all of a sudden, burst out,
"OK, I give up! Where did you hide the ship?!"